CURRENT MEMBERS!
ALUMNI!
Alina is Humor Us!'s resident hoodrat. An Animal Science major hailing from the tough, suburban streets of Coral Springs, Florida, she enjoys horseback riding, taking excessive notes and talking to complete strangers. Additionally, she has Jungle Fever and advocates any and all things "brown." Sometimes referred to as "Ithaca Masala."
-Bio by Amanda
A dynamic figure, Amanda enjoys wasting time, judging others and drooling over fictional characters. She is a legend on the Oregon Trail, always choosing to caulk the wagon and float rather than hitch the wagon and ford. When not running her underground bakery or planning elaborate Ponzi schemes, she can be found saving small children from large fires, avoiding head trauma, and dancing like everyone is watching. Awkwardly.
Andrew Livingstone is a junior in ILR from Northern Virginia. He is by far the most humble person you will ever meet. In fact, he believes he deserves a trophy for humility. He would like to credit the following people for his immense success: his parents, his teachers, and, most importantly, himself for all his hard work, good looks, and incomparable talent. He is also amazing. Or so he is told. Constantly.
Brian Gordon '14
Jeff is an A&S-ie hailing from the mean streets of Roslyn, N.Y. In his hood, Jeff faces many daily challenges, such as deciding between Nikes or Asics, the decision always depending on whose new models can comfortably accommodate his uniquely wide feet. On weekends he must make a crucial choice between playing tennis or hitting up the gym at the local Jewish Community Center. Returning to his humble abode from his stressful days, he loves to kick back and watch reruns of Whose Line is it Anyway? and Spongebob.
Jenna Frazee is an ILRie hailing from the glorious city of Troy, New York. She enjoys using Clorox wipes, bottling honey, and living in Ujamaa Residential College. She also owns a fish named GlubGlub.
Jennie is currently Humor Us!'s resident Hotelie. She lives in a little town outside New York City called Bronxville which - contrary to popular belief - is not part of the Bronx. Aside from folding napkins, Jennie enjoys listening to bad music, consuming barbecue sauce in mass quantities, and laughing at things that aren't funny. If you can't spell and/or pronounce Jennie's last name, don't worry, she will take it personally.
Kenyon is not a country in Africa.
Her hobbies include gin & tonics, scotch on the rocks, and the men of Humor Us.
Matt Stern is the token engineer in Humor Us!, so his jokes are undoubtedly not funny. Please laugh at them anyway, if only for pity. Matt enjoys verbalizing every random thought that comes into mind, taking more than one ice cream or fruit out of the dining hall, and reading children's literature while smoking a pipe.
Rustin is a dude bro from SoCal who loves babes, surfing, and suntans. He is the most promising member of Humor Us!...
Barrett Lane is a senior in the College of Architecture, Art, and Planning hailing from Pleasantville, NY. Aside from being the only student in that college you have ever met, he is often seen frequenting the Green Dragon Cafe downing espresso shots and running around campus naked and covered in paint. Barrett enjoys skiing, television, long walks on the beach, and ladies, he is even a registered voter! Lastly, his short attention span distracts him from focusing on....oh look, puppies!
Billy Smith is proud to be an American. Before becoming a member of the group, he had only one year of acting experience which is evident if you have seen him perform. In addition to Humor Us! Billy has a nickname, it is "Chanley." He also enjoys a wide range of activities, including Jenga, tag, and freshman girls.
Cameron is awesomely awesome. He fights crime in his spare time, loves EVERYTHING (except Huggy-Bear the ice-breaker), has a shark tattoo, and loves to joke around. Oh, and he's awesomely awesome. Don't Forget that part.
Gretchen is a comedy diva and PROUD of it! Anyone who is in the presence of her greatness, should immediately become humble with respect. Gretchen will one day conquer Hollywood with great force. Look Out!
Jerry is an alumnus of the school of hypocrisy. He has career aspirations to one day alphabetize the world. Jerry hails from the Isle of Long, from the quaint hamlet of Lynbrook (that's Brooklyn with the syllables reversed!!!) Possessing absolutely no marketable skills, Jerry hopes one day to have an immaculate front lawn and a surly reputation that will keep the children away from his botanical prize.
Henry is in talks with Marvel comics to develop a new superhero based on his freshman year. Talks haven’t been moving so fast, largely because he didn’t…
Katie is an alumna of Cornell’s College of Engineering. She is currently livin’ it up in the big apple.
An heir to excellence, this gentleman enjoys liquid tea and fried crumpets. Having done comedic productions at Cornell’s Schwartz Center for the first time, he was decimated by the acting bug. Easily entertained, he finds the many puns of Humor Us! fascinating:
Nat now lives in Boston, where he fights crime with science, horsepower, and a distinct lack of common sense. And hugs. Manly hugs.
Before coming to sunny Ithaca, NY, Nick McEvily had a busy and fruitful acting career, portraying such notable roles as "Second Guy" in the acclaimed Hanes Comfort-Sock Commercial, "Javier" in a Public Service Announcement about herpes, and, most recently, "Questionably Gay Kid" in the famous progressive May 1996 Welch's Grape Juice commercial. After his whirlwind success, Nick decided to leave the glamorous world of television to join Humor Us!, and he hasn't looked back since.
-Bio by Amanda
Paul Cueva is a graduated Engineering Physics, and spent six semesters with Humor Us!! The first exclamation mark isn't to express excitement but is, in fact, part of the title of the group; the second one however... Paul is a Gemini who enjoys short walks on the beach, for long walks give him hella cramps.
Ryan Stanisz graduated the College of Human Ecology. Despite his major (PAM – of which he has yet to define or fully understand) he has a keen interest in film and comedy. In his spare time he enjoys bullshitting with friends, egging parked cars, and complaining about the weather.
Shua is RESEARCH, RESEARCH, RESEARCH. He is a senior in the engineering college who spent two years with the group before deciding to pursue research full time.
Timm is not a typo; it's spelled with two 'M's. I was born in Seoul, South Korea and no, I do not eat dogs (regularly). I also rock climb and have taken Taekwondo and enjoy chillin'. Oh, and I'm not funny. Laughing at my jokes only makes me feel bad.