David Gelikman ‘20
David is a junior Biology major from South Florida. He's currently a pre-med until he takes the MCAT and becomes a dentist instead. Even though he's from Florida he has only actually been to the beach once, hence his pale complexion. This is also actually the same picture he uses on his Tinder profile. Most notably, David returned from the summer with large biceps and abs.
Senna Phillips '20
When Senna isn't rejecting Zak's phone calls, she's a city and regional planning major. No, that's not in human ecology; it's in the architecture school. No, she is not an architect; she doesn't know your architect friend. She helps plan how land is used. You're giving her a weird look and she's talking a lot about urban sprawl and you're not sure why she cares about this at all, but don't worry she'll ask you what your major is so this doesn't get even more awkward. When she isn't busy doing that thing you don't understand, you can find her yelling. That's all.
Izzy DiGiacomo ‘20
Izzy is a junior from NYC who wishes she could earn a spot in the Bad Girls Club™, but instead studies engineering at Cornell University. She fills the void by being in Humor Us and trying to build her comedy knowledge, but deep down inside nothing will be as funny to her as compilation videos of people falling off of motorcycles.
Ben Lee ‘20
Ben Lee is a junior majoring in Government and Theatre. Yeah, he knows it’s an “interesting combination.” He is from Palo Alto, California. Against the advice of many trusted friends that Cornell would be a cold, depressing, desolate college in the middle of nowhere, Upstate New York, he still decided to attend. Upon arriving at campus, he regretted his decision with the force of a thousand suns. Ben then joined Humor Us! as a cry for help. By writing and performing comedy sketches, he is somewhat able to placate the demons clawing at the cage that is his soul. In his spare time he enjoys fly-fishing, fish-flying, and frying fish.
Olia is super f*cking rich. That's because she comes from long line of Saudi oil princes. One of those princes is her uncle who is also her husband. They are happily married. Just kidding. Olia was born and raised in San Diego, California, and is currently not married, but is looking for a husband (lmao hmu thru the humor us! email). You said "Cali" and one of Olia's unborn children died (maybe we can have kids one day). You can find Olia crying in the engineering quad, in a hammock taking a post-cry nap, or crying at a frat party. Olia misses her home and her family, but most of all, tacos.
Chase Juszczak ‘21
Chase is one of HU’s newest members! AEM didn’t want him, but luckily for Chase, Humor us was more than willing to take him off of their hands! Nothing like a liberal environmental science major from Houston, Texas! Chase can frequently be seen around campus sleepwalking in his sweatpants and plethora of NASA apparel. PSA: Don’t give him too many liquids, he has been known to pee his pants.
Katherine is a sophomore studying Mechanical Engineering from London, England. Her only redeeming quality is her relatively British accent which for some reason Americans are obsessed with. Her hobbies include being British, talking about being British, and reconsidering her decision to go to an American university. She joined Humour Us only because she can’t stand the spelling and wants it changed. Immediately. Or she’s quitting. Or murdering all of you.
Emily Augustyniak ‘22
Emily is a freshman in the College of Arts and Sciences. She's actually 12- years- old and skipped 6 grades to be here today. Because she is so young, she is not emotionally ready for the #collegelife. Physically--- well, that's not ready either. She is studying Computer Science and Film, because she somehow wants to weasel her way into "the industry" by being edgy and different, but also, her dad wanted her to have a good fall-back option when nothing works out! Emily is from Buffalo, NY, and she BuffaLOVES it! AHAHHA! You can usually catch Emily eating mac-n-cheese, Cheez-its, Cheetos, cheese, cheese pierogi, cheese quesadilla, grilled cheese, cheese pizza, cheese balls, cream cheese, cheese cake, cottage cheese, or french toast--- with no cheese. Ew. Don't be gross. She also wants you to know that she hates potatoes and is 5 feet tall.
Sara Mills ‘22
Sara is apparently way too mf cool to send a bio. She’s in an a capella group and likes them a lot more than she likes us. FUCK a capella.