Jacob Freedland '19
Jacob is a junior majoring in Applied Economics and Management. Kid's from Edgemont, NY. Honestly, Jacob kills it. Likes to savage out on stage and adapt sarcastic tongue in cheek tones to make jokes about perception and expectations, nothing better than that, right? Does a bunch of chill stuff like get involved with Cornell Concert Commission and play the guitar, I heard he doesn’t whip the acoustic out at parties though, kid knows what’s up.
Julia Shebek '19
Julia is a junior from California who spends 100% of her college time filling the void left by In-N-Out with Cornell ice cream. She wishes that she knew how to do mature things like yoga and veganism and walking without falling, but Julia has instead learned to enjoy her simple life of eating pork chops while motionless on the floor. She is double-majoring in English and PMA in the hopes of acquiring some talent and no marketable job skills. In the future, Julia plans to use this bio as a letter of recommendation for her job application to Arby's.
Cam Hass '18
Honestly, Cam just thinks that Humor Us! should count their #blessings because him joining this group is a huge act of charity and should probably be 501(c)3 deductible. In his spare time he spends time honing his natural tan, sings In The Arms of the Angels (yes, he's better than Sarah), eats sunshine, and poops rainbows. He is looking for a semi consistent hookup buddy but you have to be at least a Cornell 8 because let's be honest, he's totally an 8.5.