Jacob Freedland '19
Jacob is a Senior in AEM. He doesn’t like to learn. He likes publicity (god he loves publicity), but he doesn’t really feel like earning it. He’s from Westchester, NY, so his whole life he’s had everything handed to him. In his spare time he comes up with things to pretend to be upset about, because apparently having it made is a character flaw. He also enjoys being the President of Humor Us! where he cites his major strengths as delegation, administrative efficiency, and taking it on the chin.
Julia Shebek '19
Julia is a senior from California who spends 100% of her college time filling the void left by In-N-Out with Cornell ice cream. She wishes that she knew how to do mature things like yoga and veganism and walking without falling, but Julia has instead learned to enjoy her simple life of eating pork chops while motionless on the floor. She is double-majoring in English and PMA in the hopes of acquiring some talent and no marketable job skills. In the future, Julia plans to use this bio as a letter of recommendation for her job application to Arby's.